Laura Osmetti

nickname

ozzy, loz, lauren

played since

2017

playing position

Midfield / forward / wannabe tagger

occupation

Executive assistant

best piece of advice you have recieved

there are no rules in this life save what we make for ourself - do all the things

if you didn't play football, what would you play

surf

do you have a saying or motto that you live your life by

better to die on your feet then live on your knees

if you could choose anyone to be your mentor, who would it be

will dawson, hands down australia's best footy mind and all round top bloke

worst injury

calf

three phone apps you can't live without

1) Spotify 2) Maps - coz I never know where I'm going (if only there were a Map App for life) 3. messenger

ANY SPECIAL HOBBIES OR INTERESTS

ohhh off the beaten track travel (& trekking/"adventure" sports) - have been to over 60 countries on all continents (excl Antartica) and next up on the list either India or Colombia.

take any team mate/famous three people for dinner at the left bank - who would it be

1) Anyone but Paige Worthington. 2) Claud - She's always up for a casual UDL, plus she likes her own company so we wouldn't have to make boring small talk. 3) Marni - 2018's answer to Kat Davis.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT ON A FOOTY FIELD

When i did my calf and had to hop on one leg from the CENTER square to interchange

which teammate would be voted off survivor first and who would win

winner: karen adams - we are all just her puppets and she is the master. Special mention to Meg Adams just coz she's so sneaky. Voted off first: Shelley, because everyone loves her (inc me!) so she is the most dangerous. Also, it's what Karen wants, and she's the Boss (Sorry Shelley!)

IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE And why

Peregrine falcon - because i dream about flying and i may as well be the fastest at something